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*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
WELL THAT TOOK A FUCKING TURN
O M F G
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.
Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.
everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk